‘oh you like one direction? me too’
no you don’t understand
the media loves to shit on celebrities but my favorite thing is that they cant find anything about ed sheeran so he just gets worst dressed every time
why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me
Pancake night is the best night because only once a semester do your professors serve you pancakes and tater tots. its fucking great.
I ONLY HAVE ONE OF THESE LEFT. IM HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER THIS.
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”
team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”